Posts from the ‘Funny Love Jokes’ Category

Punctuate It Correctly

An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.”

The women wrote: “Woman! Without her, man is nothing.”


I’m Still Paying

A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” And the father replied, “I don’t know, son, I’m still paying for it.”

Marriage Is A Three Ring Circus

Marriage is a three ring circus:
1. engagement ring
2. wedding ring
2. suffering

The Thief Was Spending Less Than His Wife

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

Men Who Have Pierced Ears

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

So I Got Two Girl Friends

My wife told me I should be more affectionate.
So I got two girlfriends.

Successful Man And Woman

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.