It was the start of a new school year. Jamie, a young and attractive lady teacher, was teaching a primary four class. After a few months, she noticed that there was one particular boy Tommy who wasn’t doing well in his class tests.

One day after school, Jamie asked the underperforming boy to stay back so that she could find out more about his difficulties.

Teacher: “Tommy, I noticed you have been doing poorly in your class tests recently. Are you facing any difficulties at home or in school?”

Tommy: “Teacher, I’ve fallen in love with someone.”

Teacher: “With whom?”

Tommy: “With you.”

Teacher: *looks surprised* “But Tommy, you’re only ten years old now. Our age gap is too wide. I don’t want a child.”

Tommy: “Oh, don’t worry Teacher. I know how to use a condom!”