Bunty and Bobby, two frequent users of a chat room, discovered that they had a lot in common. Eventually, they abandoned the chatroom for a more intimate correspondence. After months of virtual kinkyness, the two decided to meet each other face-to-face at a small cafe.

Bunty arrived a little late.
One customer, a short, frail man with an eye patch, sat at the back of the cafe.”Are you Bobby?” asked Bunty.”Yes I am,” said Bobby.
“Unbelievable!” Bunty exclaimed.
“You told me that you were tall, dark and handsome.”
“How do you think I feel?” Bobby asked, his face turning red. “You told me that you were skinny,light-eyed, and… female!”